You Know Youre An Alcoholic When…
You Know Youre An Alcoholic When…
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?
You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Women.
You have a “happy hour” at home
When you are sober, people ask you whats wrong?
You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land
Although you drove home the other night you cant remember how you got home or where you parked your car
Hi ocifer. Im not under the affluence of incohol.
Your favorite drink is
ethanol.
Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! – I dont have a prinking droblem!
I dont have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender.
You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.
You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store youve never been in before
Clubs raise their drink prices because you havent attended in a while
You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast
About the author:
My name is Jeffrey and I am a recovering alcoholic. I have been clean & sober since April 15, 2003. I encourage people struggling with alcoholic behavior to contact me at alcohol411@aol.com
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